DELICIOUS MUDKIPZ
Tired
To my fellow deviants,
I'm writing this to inform you all that you should get your guns ready. Single-handedly, I have nearly succeeded in taking over dA/your souls/the internet. I feel that you should know, since you seem to really enjoy the idea of death, (which I find to be completely embarrassing.) By now, you may be wondering about your role in all of this. Well, I want you to make me a sandwich. That's right, you heard me. Once you've done your job, all I will need is some Mountain Dew. Then, and only then, my dream will finally come true. For your help, I will allow you to have a water balloon fight. Rest assured, my regime will be much better than the DaVinci Code. Respond quickly, or else I will assume that you are happy with the way things are.
Adieu,
Taylor. ;D
The template:
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I'm writing this to inform you all that ___2___. Single-handedly, I have nearly succeeded in takiing over ___3___. I feel that you should know, since you seem to really enjoy ___4___ (which I find to be completely ___5___) By now, you may be wondering about your role in all of this. Well, I want you to ___6___ That's right, you heard me. Once you've done your job, all I will need is ___7___ Then, and only then, my dream will finally come true. For your help, I will allow you to ___8___ Rest assured, my regime will be much better than ___9___ Respond quickly, or else I will assume that you are ___10___
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__Your_Name__
Tag no less than five people to fill this out. You may post your completed version in your DA journal or as a deviation. Have fun!
How to fill :
Answer these questions honestly, and put the corresponding answer to each question in the proper blank. For example, if your answer to question one is 1980-1989, you put "To my loving family," in blank one.
1. What year were you born in?
Before 1950 - Dearest brethren,
1950-1959 - To all my adoring fans,
1960-1969 - Hear ye, Hear ye!
1970-1979 - Calling all supervillains!
1980-1989 - To my loving family,
1990-1999 - To my fellow deviants,
2. What color is your hair (naturally?)
brown - life as you know it will soon be over.
blond - I think you are failures.
auburn - my time has finally come!
red - your time has finally come!
black - there is no hope for you.
"dirty" blond - you should get your guns ready.
3. What color are your eyes?
dark brown - the world.
blue - deviantART.
grey - your souls.
amber - the entire Taco Bell framchise.
hazel - the United States of America.
green - the internet.
4. How many siblings do you have?
none - Mudkipz,
one - your pathetic lives,
two - the idea of death,
three - my artwork,
four - sending me hate mail,
five or more - spamming my inbox with the garbage you call "art,"
5. How many deviations have you submitted, excluding scraps?
less than 10 - embarrassing.
10-30 - vulgar.
31-65 - useless.
66-100 - pathetic.
101-200 - hilarious!
more than 200 - unintelligent.
6. How many pageviews do you have on deviantART?
Less than 1,000 - sit there and do nothing.
1,000-2,000 - make me a sandwich.
2,001-3,500 - DO A BARREL ROLL!
3,501-7,000 - help me create an army.
7,001-15,000 - tell me how attractive I am.
More than 15,000 - worship me or die.
7. How many watchers do you have on deviantART?
Less than 10 - a Daily Deviation.
11-25 - some Mountain Dew.
26-50 - your soul.
51-100 - some of your amazing fanfiction.
101- 200 - love.
more than 200 - that ransom money.
8. What month were you born in?
January/February - be my slaves.
March/April - survive my takeover.
May/June - hold some power in my new empire.
July/August - eat all the Taco Bell you want.
September/October - do my laundry.
November/December - have a water-balloon fight.
9. How long have you been a member of deviantART?
Less than 6 months - the current one.
6 mos.-1 year - the DaVinci code.
1-2 yrs - Mudkipz.
2-3 yrs - my previous failures.
3-4 yrs - living in slum.
Longer than 4 years - you may think.
10. What time is it where you are?
12AM-4AM / 0-4 - dead.
4AM-8AM / 4-8 - cowards.
8AM-12PM / 8-12 - shy.
12PM-4PM / 12-16 - prepared for war.
4PM-8PM / 16-20 - happy with the way things are.
8PM-12AM / 20 - 0 - not worthy of my cause.
11. What day of the week is it?
Saturday - Best wishes,
Sunday - Adieu,
Monday - Until we meet again,
Tuesday - Tell this to no one!
Wednesday - Also, tell your mom to make me some brownies.
Thursday - You have 7 days.
Friday - I'm serious.
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I takes love over gold
And mind over matter
To do what you to that you must
When the things that you hold
Can fall and be shattered
Or run through your fingers like dust
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Silly Danna. Trix are for kids!
Phone literally rang as soon as I read
The last word of this email!!!!!
I am taking the bait -
What do I have to lose right?
Hope it works!
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
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Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
Message: This is scary!
The phone will ring right after
You do this!
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<3
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend
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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!
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<3
[link] click here!! PWEASE!!
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What word starts with: "P" and ends with "orn"?
haha, what the hell were you thinking, perv....it's popcorn,
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-glomp'd-
HAI THAR. : D
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Silly Danna. Trix are for kids!
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